Egypt Cairo: It Belongs in a Museum!

[kelik]

Welcome to the capital of Egypt, Cairo!



It's quite larger than a normal village, or an oasis town...it's a full blown city! With various shops, monuments, and museums.

So it's no surprise the last part attracted a certain bandit, as a cart pulled him and a certain someone else in the city. "...we're finally here. Quite a long ride, I must say." He hopped off once they were in.

[YolkaEd]

"Well, it's about friggin' time!" As he stepped off the cart, he cracked his neck. "I don't know what's been in that cart; it smells like dead calves and neglect. Mostly dead calves."



WOULD YOU LET ME BACK IN CONTROL OF MY BODY, ALREADY?!



Foolish fool! This body will serve my purposes right now! I suppose a space in my mind could serve as some manner of coaster for your drink!



What the hell does that even mean?!



That is a reference! I suggest you brush up on your viral videos, me!



The only thing I'm interested in brushing off is the fact that you're part of my existence!



Yeah, hold the phone on that one; Florence and me are gonna hang out, 'kay?

[kelik]

He walked down a road, hands in his pockets as he laughed a bit. "I have to admit, I kind of like the new you, Marik. You're twice as colorful..."

[YolkaEd]

He simply laughed. "You better believe it, Florence! And this double-colored Marik is here to stay!"



Not if I have anything to say about it, you-!



Lalalalalala, I'm not listening, lalalalala-



Stop that!



"So, where's the next stop at, Florence?"

[kelik]

He stopped down the street. "There..." He saw a certain museum across the street. This museum seemed to be crowded. "There's something rather interesting in there."

[YolkaEd]

"Ooh, are we gonna go steal it? Or is this going to be like some subpar movie starring Ben Stiller, Bill Murray and Owen Wilson?"



WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!



I told you, references! Now silence!



...I wasn't saying anything.



It was a preemptive silence!



...so you silenced the silence.



Yes!

[kelik]

"You read my mind." He said. "It seems to be a tablet...rumors have it, it isn't an Egyptian artifact...but something else entirely." He smirked. "But my new Xyz card showed me a glimmer of truth, it's related to duel monsters."

[YolkaEd]

"...so we're going in there to steal a children's trading card?" Marik tilted his head a touch. "...yeah, Florence, I already tried this during Season 3. It didn't work out."



That's because it was ME, influenced by my anger issues and the fact that a psychopath was residing in my head!



...you know, I thought you were gonna comment on the fact that I said 'season'.



I try not to think about that right now; it's giving me a headache.

[kelik]

"Season...oh nevermind." He said. "Well, I am quite adept at stealing things. And besides..." He rose his black card out, as an aura appeared around it. "This Xyz card will aid us in this mission. It has the power to create illusions, and influence dreams...almost a perfect fit for me."

[YolkaEd]

"...well, ain't that something else." he hummed, as he held up a Xyz card of his own. "I fought some crazy shopkeeper who was going to use the awesome power of Exodia the Forbidden One, and all I got was this lousy card that just returns stuff to my hand. I even forgot getting the Exodia pieces because I was looking for you, Florence!"



...look... make yourself useful, and see what monster that card is.



Alright, sheesh... With a silent hum, he snuck a glance at the card itself.

[kelik]

The card was revealed to be...



Number 13: Zorc the Necrolord

Rank: 8

Two Level 8 Fiend Type Monsters

The effect was...covered by Bakura's fingers sadly.

"It's a good fit, isn't it?" He chuckled and put it away. "Though I'm surprised you managed to find one as well...perhaps that could explain your change."

[YolkaEd]

"Eh, it wasn't as exciting as you'd think it was. It was just this crazy peddler brainwashing people into buying his crap. I was brainwashing people before it was cool!"



Marik, however, was silent... he was worried upon seeing that kind of monster. ...where... have I seen something like that before...? He couldn't help shake the feeling that something was... terribly off with that specific card...



"But I'm telling you; the real prize would've been Exodia, and I didn't get it! It's just a friggin' huge blunder to make, Florence!"

[kelik]

"I do admit, Exodia is quite a prize..." He said. "But I think these cards may hold power that nearly rival the Forbidden One..." He walked down the road. "At any rate, the best time to begin our job as at night, which shouldn't be too far off. So let's kill some time elsewhere." He sure loved the word kill.

[YolkaEd]

"But there aren't any watch makers anywhere in town! How are we going to kill some time like this?!"



...I don't even.



"Hey, I got an idea! Maybe we could check into some computer café and try playing games for the internet? That's one surefire way to kill time, Florence!"

[kelik]

"How about...no." He said with a frown. Seems the new Marik was starting to get on his nerves...took long enough!

[YolkaEd]

I'm just surprised it took this long.



"Aaw, come on, Florence! It'll be fun, I promise!" As he said that, he folded his arms. "Well, what would you suggest we do, then? Something British, I guess..." He blinked. "...wait, why are you British, anyway?"



...actually... that's a good point. Isn't he supposed to be from Japan?

[kelik]

"...if you stay quiet for the next hour or so, I may answer that later."

[YolkaEd]

"'kay!" And he shut his mouth.



...wait... you're actually going to keep quiet?



Well, I want to hear the answer! So I'll just bug you instead!



Oh god no.

[kelik]

Later...

The British/Japanese student came down the street. "It's almost time..."

[YolkaEd]

And he followed... still remaining silent.



...okay, if you're not going to say anything, can I PLEASE have control of my body back?!



No!



...I swear, like talking to a brick wall... a brick wall that's also a child.

[kelik]

"..." He realized he was still waiting for that answer that might never come, but it's perfect for him since this does require stealth after all. He came up to the gate and saw the guards. 'This should be easy...' He thought.

[YolkaEd]

"..." As he remained silent, he snuck up alongside Bakura.



...what is he planning...?



I don't know, but it looks like he's got this under control!

[kelik]

He took number 13 out, as it glowed along with his Millennium Ring.

The guards gasped as their eyes went dark, and they slumped down.

"Let's move." He walked to the guard and took his keys.

[YolkaEd]

Nodding, he followed without a word.



In the meantime... he decided to be quiet as well; eyes narrowing in thought.

[kelik]

He lead them inside the museum, as his ring glowed. "The last defenses should be blocked out by now...simple job." The museum had quite a few priceless artifacts and one of a kind objects around.

[YolkaEd]

Even as he followed Bakura further into the museum...



...both parts of him still remained as silent as the grave.

[kelik]

They kept going until they got to a small part of the museum, they saw a pink tablet on the other side of the glass...it had Latin writing on it.

"Hm..." He looked it over. "This is it."

[YolkaEd]

Both of them remained silent as they looked at the tablet, before glancing at Bakura.

[kelik]

"Tell me something, Marik. Have you ever heard of Julius Caeser?" He turned to him. "And I do mean the both of you..."

[YolkaEd]

He still remained silent...



...nod.



With that, he nodded in response.